I am the last barman poet / I see Canada drinking the fabulous cocktails I make / Canadians getting stinky on something I stir or shake / The sex on the beach / The schnapps made from peach / The velvet hammer / The alabama slammer / I make things with juice and froth / The pink squirrel / The 3-toed sloth / I make drinks so sweat and snazzy / The iced tea / The kamakazi / The orgasm / The death spasm / The Singapore sling / The dingaling / Canada you’ve just been devoted to every flavor I got / But if you want to got loaded / Why don’t you just order a shot? /
The Bar is open
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